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Celebrate This!

by Koo Koo Kanga Roo

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1.
Bubble Wrap Rap 02:18
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Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap package in the mail Sticker says "fragile" Grab a knife/scissor blade Got a box to assail Make you think What's inside is my holy grail Not quite, just some wrap that I must impale I love the sound, love the feel When the bubble goes "pop" Thats an onomatopoeia linguistic hip hop Room full of wrap Throw me in, turn the lock Snap-pin plastic best day ever, full stop Bubble wrap sheets on my bubble wrap bed Bubble wrap pillow on this bubble wrap head A friend called me up 'lets hangout" she said I'd rather stay home and pop plastic instead Gettin' bubbles a double-you wont toil or trouble you Like a Pro wrestler Gettin ready to pummel fools Poppin' with muscle moves Causin' these knuckle wounds Searchin for bubble wrap Worldwide I got Hubble view Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap I used to have friends, was a really cool guy A job in an office way up in the sky That was my old life Had to say goodbye More time to slice bubbles Like a samurai When you see me in the street Holla "Bubble Boy" Type-a cat to run up on you With some wrap to destroy You can pop it too We can both enjoy Ill never run out Got more bubbles than lacroix I go snap, crackle pop Like im crispy rice Head-up, no-look Squeeze game precise Having Skills like this Takes sacrifice carpel tunnel is a bummer and ive had it twice Tucked in for the night And the sleep is near My bed is super cozy And the sheets are clear As I drift away What should appear? A bubble wrap roll Coz my dreams are weird Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
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Toast 03:15
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Do we want that strawberry jam? that strawberry jam? No way Do we want that marminte spread? that marmite spread No way We have simple needs Hold the toppings please It's our expertise Gimme dat plain old… we are really bland dry toast in our hand it tastes just like sand gimme dat plain old Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most Don't you burn my It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most And then we push it down Push it down push it down push it down And then we'll pop it up Do we want that margarine spray that margarine spray no way do we want that nutella that nutella no way We have simple needs Hold the toppings please It's our expertise Gimme dat plain old… we are really bland dry toast in our hand it tastes just like sand gimme dat plain old Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most Don't you burn my It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most And then we push it down Push it down push it down push it down And then we'll pop it up T-O-A-S-T paint drying is fun to see T-O-A-S-T I read the dictionary T-O-A-S-T morse code brings me glee T-O-A-S-T collecting stamps since ’93 Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most Don't you burn my It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most It's Toast that we like the most And then we push it down Push it down push it down push it down And then we'll pop it up
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Shamrock Shake 02:12
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Hey yo it’s DJ Green Food Coloring Welcoming you to patty’s dance hall This right here is taking the leprechaun nation by storm So get your little shoes on the dance floor If you’re under three feet tall let me hear you say YEAH And it goes like this All you leprechauns do the rainbow wave, wave, wave, wave, wave All you leprechauns scoop your gold, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh It’s the shamrock shake Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh It’s the shamrock shake All you leprechauns do the leprechaun leap, leap, leap, leap, leap All you leprechauns stroke your beard, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh It’s the shamrock shake Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh It’s the shamrock shake All you leprechauns do the wish granting spin, spin, spin, spin, spin All you leprechauns hide from humans, hide, hide, hide, hide Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh It’s the shamrock shake Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh It’s the shamrock shake Oh you are on fire well at least your hair is I cant get enough of the shamrock shake Ive been your host DJ Green Food Coloring Im in your potatoes, Im in your milk, Im everywhere Happy St Patty’s Day yall Im out
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Bread/Cheese/Bread 02:25
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I need some bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese Grill it up, grill it up yeah grill it up till its golden brown I need a cheesy, toasty snack yeah its going down soup on the side, dunk it in make a sandwich drown Guy Fierri everyday take you to flavor town I need some bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese mmmmm that cheese be bubblin yeah, it looks real good might you like, just a bite? yeah I bet you would I make the best grilled cheese in the neighborhood I think this sandwich is a star going hollywood which witch do you wish for? hold the meat, or carnivore? if you tell me you’re out of cheese then you might just hear an uproar this recipe is folklore my belly says it wants more I guess the first was not enough -gimmie one more like encore I need some bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese bread then cheese then bread thats all I need, thats how I feed grilled cheese.
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Cool Moms 02:42
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My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours Hey Hey My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours Hey Hey My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours Cooler than yours, cooler than yours Cooler than yours cooler than yours She fun We longboard on sundays at the park She chill So comfortable, with her just let out the fart She fly All the dopest fashions before they hit the street She smart World Chess Champion 1983 My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours Hey Hey My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours Hey Hey My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours Cooler than yours, cooler than yours Cooler than yours cooler than yours She good At everything, even carnival games She nice Wont recline her seat when sitting in airplanes She cooks Tastes super good, and looks better than the photo She boss Like literally, her title's CEO My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours Cooler than yours, cooler than yours Cooler than yours cooler than yours Thanks to the moms. Like Deborah and Kathy you rock Thanks to the moms. Denise and Brenda great work Thanks to the moms. Hi Pam hey Dawn good job. Thanks to the moms. Maureen and Darcy oh yeah.
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Dad Jokes 02:01
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Its a dad joke Hahahahahahahahahahahaha A real bad joke Hahahahahahahahahahahaha because dad your jokes are the worst I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me Good one dad. last night i dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted! Cool joke dad. Did you get a hair cut? No, I got them all cut. Good one dad. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro its such a rip off Cool joke dad. you got me rolling my eyes back ambush attack with how corny these jokes be I gotta tell you its so wack that is a fact all your pun-based comedy Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Its a dad joke Hahahahahahahahahahahaha A real bad joke Hahahahahahahahahahahaha because dad your jokes are the worst why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself it was two-tired Good one dad. why did the pot of coffee file a police report it got mugged Cool joke dad. why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet he spends years at C! Good one dad. people used to tell me I’m going deaf, but I haven’t heard that one in awhile Cool joke dad. your material years old you act like its gold family groanin’ all day used to be hot, now you cold in this household sympathy laugh when we say… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Its a dad joke Hahahahahahahahahahahaha A real bad joke Hahahahahahahahahahahaha because dad your jokes are the worst
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Double Scoop 02:44
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kick it all off with a waffle cone right on top put some ice cream on do it like that and I'm in the zone Got me DROOLIN, 'scuse me, pardon Scoop 1 Cookie Dough, no look I've been on it since they called me a rook Scoop 2 double fudge, by the book this desert is off the hook One scoops not enough, nah, nah One scoops not enough, nah, nah One scoops not enough, nah, nah One scoops not enough, nah, nah Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop I see one scoop I get sad inside bet the rest of your life is also "just fine" gotta lotta nerve walkin round outside that right there is, single-decker pride Two over one, errbody knows that Got two t's like some twins named matt I double everything and yo, that is a fact I double everything and yo, that is a fact One scoops not enough, nah, nah One scoops not enough, nah, nah One scoops not enough, nah, nah One scoops not enough, nah, nah Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop Ice cream is my best friend Ice cream is my best friend Ice cream is my best friend Do you want to lick my best friend? Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop
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Puppy ft. Ali Fisch 03:15
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Ive got a wild, smelly, furry beast at home She is my friend We play fetch (fetch!) Frisbee (frisbee!) And go on walks She's a godsend When I can't, finish, the last of my lunch She'll always help me out Chasing those squirrels out in the yard That is what she's about I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy. I love my puppy, you know why? Its because I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy. I love my puppy, you know why? Its because This crazy, mangey, noisy hound will chew On anything She got my wallet (wallet!) Jordans (Jordans!) And high school yearbook Then she's puking She has not outgrown puppy breath That is the case I know because I tried to kiss her And she burped in my face I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy. I love my puppy, you know why? Its because I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy. I love my puppy, you know why? Its because do not be deceived by my small size wrecking ball at all times in a cute disguise when you come back home, give me a hug yeah a real good dog snug then ill poop on the rug I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy. I love my puppy, you know why? Its because I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy. I love my puppy, you know why? Its because
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Local Bowling League 02:49
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All my friends and I are into bowling And all my friends and I are on a team All my friends and I are gonna win this years Local bowling league We’re gonna, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, this years local bowling league Bowling is a sport where you roll a ball Down a long, wood path making pins fall Then you turn around and do a little dance for your friends Some of us are good, some of us are bad At this game called bowling, it makes us sad When we curve our ball, right into the gutter, oh yeah All my friends and I are into bowling And all my friends and I are on a team All my friends and I are gonna win this years Local bowling league We’re gonna, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, this years local bowling league One of our friends his name is Keith He's our main man for comic relief So he'll turn around and throw the ball right under his legs Knockdown all the pins and you'll get a strike In the champions round, on the final night The team will hug you, everybody chanting your name All my friends and I are into bowling And all my friends and I are on a team All my friends and I are gonna win this years Local bowling league We’re gonna, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, this years local bowling league
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Monster Moves 02:55
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Give it up for the monster crew Definitely more scary than you isn't that what we're suppose to do? Pop out the dark and say boo everyone here is spooky This song right here's a doosy Straight outta horror movie but now we want to boogie Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Let me see your monster moves Let me see your monster moves After midnight let's hit the street Terrify every soul we meet Scare a hundred kids man, that sounds sweet err-single night, Wash-rinse-repeat Undead but grooving And the beat it is so soothing Make you wonder what we're doing And we call it monster moving Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Let me see your monster moves Let me see your monster moves All right monsters I know youre in the house. Let me hear you. I need to hear you. All the mummies, let me hear you say TP TP All the zombies, let me hear you say brains brains All the werewolves, let me hear you say hairy palms hairy palms All the ghosts, let me hear you say boo boo Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Monster Monster Monster Moves Let me see your monster moves Let me see your monster moves Let me see your monster moves
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Gobble Gobble Turkey Wobble 03:14
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You put your foot out and you flap those wings bring your foot back and you shake that thing You put your foot out and you flap those wing bring your foot back and you shake that thing put your arms out to the side right side put your arms out to the side left side put your arms out to the side right side hey flap it out, flap it out, flap it out We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We gob-gob-gobble Wob-wob-wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We gob-gob-gobble Wob-wob-wobble Lets hear a whoo whoo You gotta whoo whoo I like that whoo whoo Give me a whoo whoo And thats nice, Oh so nice Lets hear a whoo whoo You gotta whoo whoo I like that whoo whoo Give me a whoo whoo And thats nice, Oh so nice You put your foot out and you flap those wings bring your foot back and you shake that thing You put your foot out and you flap those wing bring your foot back and you shake that thing put your arms out to the side right side put your arms out to the side left side put your arms out to the side right side hey flap it out, flap it out, flap it out We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We gob-gob-gobble Wob-wob-wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We do the gobble gobble We do the turkey wobble We gob-gob-gobble Wob-wob-wobble Lets hear a whoo whoo You gotta whoo whoo I like that whoo whoo Give me a whoo whoo And thats nice, Oh so nice Lets hear a whoo whoo You gotta whoo whoo I like that whoo whoo Give me a whoo whoo And thats nice, Oh so nice
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Leftovers ft. Slug 02:49
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Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Put it in the fridgerator Microphone check one-two-one-two Tryin to get a bite cuz its something to do Open up the fridge, you could say I feel cool I gotta buncha old food I need to go through Cakes, soup, meatloaf and some casserole Gonna Grab all four and put em into a bowl Lil' radiation till its good to go Take a huge bite right down the mouth hole Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Put it in the fridgerator I like old food, got no problem with that Take this half-eaten burger put it on to my platte Got some month-old salmon that ill share with my cat Always Eating leftovers is how he got fat Catch me at the diner, shop or cafe Askin strangers if I can finish off their tray They usually say ye, so I take it away Pop it in my fridge for another day Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Put it in the fridgerator Yeah Ive got some super where in this tupperware, Dish it up and there’s enough to share. A cardboard box full of veggie pizza A mystery meal chillin in the freezer A glass bowl of old casserole No need to warm it up better believe Ill eat it cold Straight to the face till I fill the belly Might even eat a whole plate of mom’s spaghetti STOP Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Ima eat it later Put it in the fridgerator got some extra pot pie - wrap it up got some chicken deep fried wrap it up got half a green lime - wrap it up We dont let our food spoil, wrap it up in tin foil got some tasty french toast - wrap it up got a whole pot roast - wrap it up This tofu looks real gross - wrap it up We dont let our food spoil, wrap it up in tin foil
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Please Come To My Christmas Party 03:12
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Merry Holidays from your neighbor We never talk but I thought I'd say 'hey there' I live down the street in the purple house, do you know the one? I've got this shin-dig next Friday night But don't bother if you're uptight Right down the street in the purple house Gonna have some fun Tis the season party hard Whoa Oh And wake up frozen in the yard whoa oh There'll be some people to meet And an egg nog treat Dropping Yule tide beats Please come to my Christmas party There'll be lots of joy At my Christmas party There will be jello Red and green jello Come on by around seven-thirty Yes I'm aware that that its three hours early there’s a lot to do, like fluff santa's beard Could you help me out? By the way would you dress like an elf sorry to ask I don't know anyone else There's a lot to do, like scoop reindeer poop It's real gross no doubt Tis the season to make noise whoa oh Gifts for good girls and good boys whoa I hung the mistletoe Watch out for weird aunt jo There's nowhere to go Please come to my Christmas party There'll be lots of joy At my Christmas party There will be jello Red and green jello And now a jingle bell solo from Dr. Helen Iverson. First chair jingle beller from the Winnipeg Philharmonic Please come to my Christmas party There'll be lots of joy At my Christmas party There will be jello Red and green jello Party There'll be lots of joy At my Christmas party There will be jello Red and green jello

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released October 6, 2017

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Koo Koo Kanga Roo Minneapolis, Minnesota

Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get sweaty.

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