Celebrate This!

by Koo Koo Kanga Roo

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released October 6, 2017

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Koo Koo Kanga Roo Minneapolis, Minnesota

Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get crazy sweaty.

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Track Name: Bubble Wrap Rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap

package in the mail
Sticker says "fragile"
Grab a knife/scissor blade
Got a box to assail
Make you think
What's inside is my holy grail
Not quite, just some wrap
that I must impale

I love the sound, love the feel
When the bubble goes "pop"
Thats an onomatopoeia
linguistic hip hop
Room full of wrap
Throw me in, turn the lock
Snap-pin plastic
best day ever, full stop

Bubble wrap sheets
on my bubble wrap bed
Bubble wrap pillow
on this bubble wrap head
A friend called me up
'lets hangout" she said
I'd rather stay home
and pop plastic instead

Gettin' bubbles a double-you
wont toil or trouble you
Like a Pro wrestler
Gettin ready to pummel fools
Poppin' with muscle moves
Causin' these knuckle wounds
Searchin for bubble wrap
Worldwide I got Hubble view

Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap

I used to have friends,
was a really cool guy
A job in an office
way up in the sky
That was my old life
Had to say goodbye
More time to slice bubbles
Like a samurai

When you see me in the street
Holla "Bubble Boy"
Type-a cat to run up on you
With some wrap to destroy
You can pop it too
We can both enjoy
Ill never run out
Got more bubbles than lacroix

I go snap, crackle pop
Like im crispy rice
Head-up, no-look
Squeeze game precise
Having Skills like this
Takes sacrifice
carpel tunnel is a bummer
and ive had it twice

Tucked in for the night
And the sleep is near
My bed is super cozy
And the sheets are clear
As I drift away
What should appear?
A bubble wrap roll
Coz my dreams are weird

Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Oh snap it’s a bubble wrap rap
Track Name: Toast
Do we want that strawberry jam?
that strawberry jam?
No way
Do we want that marminte spread?
that marmite spread
No way

We have simple needs
Hold the toppings please
It's our expertise
Gimme dat plain old…
we are really bland
dry toast in our hand
it tastes just like sand
gimme dat plain old

Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
Don't you burn my
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
And then we push it down
Push it down
push it down
push it down
And then we'll pop it up

Do we want that margarine spray
that margarine spray
no way
do we want that nutella
that nutella
no way

We have simple needs
Hold the toppings please
It's our expertise
Gimme dat plain old…
we are really bland
dry toast in our hand
it tastes just like sand
gimme dat plain old

Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
Don't you burn my
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
And then we push it down
Push it down
push it down
push it down
And then we'll pop it up

T-O-A-S-T
paint drying is fun to see
T-O-A-S-T
I read the dictionary
T-O-A-S-T
morse code brings me glee
T-O-A-S-T
collecting stamps since ’93

Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
Don't you burn my
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
It's Toast that we like the most
And then we push it down
Push it down
push it down
push it down
And then we'll pop it up
Track Name: Shamrock Shake
Hey yo it’s DJ Green Food Coloring
Welcoming you to patty’s dance hall
This right here is taking the leprechaun nation by storm
So get your little shoes on the dance floor
If you’re under three feet tall let me hear you say YEAH
And it goes like this

All you leprechauns do the rainbow wave, wave, wave, wave, wave
All you leprechauns scoop your gold, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop

Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh
It’s the shamrock shake
Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh
It’s the shamrock shake

All you leprechauns do the leprechaun leap, leap, leap, leap, leap
All you leprechauns stroke your beard, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke

Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh
It’s the shamrock shake
Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh
It’s the shamrock shake

All you leprechauns do the wish granting spin, spin, spin, spin, spin
All you leprechauns hide from humans, hide, hide, hide, hide

Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh
It’s the shamrock shake
Shamrock shake, shamrock shake oh oh oh
It’s the shamrock shake

Oh you are on fire well at least your hair is
I cant get enough of the shamrock shake
Ive been your host DJ Green Food Coloring
Im in your potatoes, Im in your milk, Im everywhere
Happy St Patty’s Day yall Im out
Track Name: Bread/Cheese/Bread
I need some
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese

Grill it up, grill it up yeah
grill it up till its golden brown
I need a cheesy, toasty snack
yeah its going down
soup on the side, dunk it in
make a sandwich drown
Guy Fierri everyday
take you to flavor town

I need some
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese

mmmmm that cheese be bubblin
yeah, it looks real good
might you like, just a bite?
yeah I bet you would
I make the best grilled cheese
in the neighborhood
I think this sandwich is a star
going hollywood

which witch do you wish for?
hold the meat, or carnivore?
if you tell me you’re out of cheese
then you might just hear an uproar
this recipe is folklore
my belly says it wants more
I guess the first was not enough
-gimmie one more like encore

I need some
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese
bread then cheese then bread
thats all I need, thats how I feed
grilled cheese.
Track Name: Cool Moms
My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
Hey Hey
My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
Hey Hey
My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
Cooler than yours, cooler than yours Cooler than yours cooler than yours

She fun
We longboard on sundays at the park
She chill
So comfortable, with her just let out the fart
She fly
All the dopest fashions before they hit the street
She smart
World Chess Champion 1983

My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
Hey Hey
My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
Hey Hey
My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
Cooler than yours, cooler than yours Cooler than yours cooler than yours

She good
At everything, even carnival games
She nice
Wont recline her seat when sitting in airplanes
She cooks
Tastes super good, and looks better than the photo
She boss
Like literally, her title's CEO

My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
My mom is cooler than yours, my mom is cooler than yours
Cooler than yours, cooler than yours Cooler than yours cooler than yours

Thanks to the moms. Like Deborah and Kathy you rock
Thanks to the moms. Denise and Brenda great work
Thanks to the moms. Hi Pam hey Dawn good job.
Thanks to the moms. Maureen and Darcy oh yeah.
Track Name: Dad Jokes
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Its a dad joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
A real bad joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
because dad your jokes are the worst
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me
Good one dad.
last night i dreamt I was a muffler
I woke up exhausted!
Cool joke dad.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
Good one dad.
I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro
its such a rip off
Cool joke dad.
you got me rolling my eyes back
ambush attack
with how corny these jokes be
I gotta tell you its so wack
that is a fact
all your pun-based comedy
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Its a dad joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
A real bad joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
because dad your jokes are the worst
why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself
it was two-tired
Good one dad.
why did the pot of coffee file a police report
it got mugged
Cool joke dad.
why does it take a pirate so long to learn the alphabet
he spends years at C!
Good one dad.
people used to tell me I’m going deaf,
but I haven’t heard that one in awhile
Cool joke dad.
your material years old
you act like its gold
family groanin’ all day
used to be hot, now you cold
in this household
sympathy laugh when we say…
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Its a dad joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
A real bad joke
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
because dad your jokes are the worst
Track Name: Double Scoop
kick it all off with a waffle cone
right on top put some ice cream on
do it like that and I'm in the zone
Got me DROOLIN, 'scuse me, pardon
Scoop 1 Cookie Dough, no look
I've been on it since they called me a rook
Scoop 2 double fudge, by the book
this desert is off the hook
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna
Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop
Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna
Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop
I see one scoop I get sad inside
bet the rest of your life is also "just fine"
gotta lotta nerve walkin round outside
that right there is, single-decker pride
Two over one, errbody knows that
Got two t's like some twins named matt
I double everything and yo, that is a fact
I double everything and yo, that is a fact
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
One scoops not enough, nah, nah
Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna
Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop
Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna
Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop
Ice cream is my best friend
Ice cream is my best friend
Ice cream is my best friend
Do you want to lick my best friend?
Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna
Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop
Whoop whoop I wanna I wanna
Whoop whoop I wanna double scoop
Track Name: Puppy ft. Ali Fisch
Ive got a wild, smelly, furry beast at home
She is my friend
We play fetch (fetch!)
Frisbee (frisbee!)
And go on walks
She's a godsend
When I can't, finish, the last of my lunch
She'll always help me out
Chasing those squirrels out in the yard
That is what she's about
I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy.
I love my puppy, you know why? Its because
I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy.
I love my puppy, you know why? Its because
This crazy, mangey, noisy hound will chew
On anything
She got my wallet (wallet!)
Jordans (Jordans!)
And high school yearbook
Then she's puking
She has not outgrown puppy breath
That is the case
I know because I tried to kiss her
And she burped in my face
I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy.
I love my puppy, you know why? Its because
I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy.
I love my puppy, you know why? Its because
do not be deceived by my small size
wrecking ball at all times
in a cute disguise
when you come back home, give me a hug
yeah a real good dog snug
then ill poop on the rug
I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy.
I love my puppy, you know why? Its because
I love my puppy, love my pup pup pup pup puppy.
I love my puppy, you know why? Its because
Track Name: Local Bowling League
All my friends and I are into bowling
And all my friends and I are on a team
All my friends and I are gonna win this years
Local bowling league
We’re gonna, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, this years local bowling league
Bowling is a sport where you roll a ball
Down a long, wood path making pins fall
Then you turn around and do a little dance for your friends
Some of us are good, some of us are bad
At this game called bowling, it makes us sad
When we curve our ball, right into the gutter, oh yeah
All my friends and I are into bowling
And all my friends and I are on a team
All my friends and I are gonna win this years
Local bowling league
We’re gonna, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, this years local bowling league
One of our friends his name is Keith
He's our main man for comic relief
So he'll turn around and throw the ball right under his legs
Knockdown all the pins and you'll get a strike
In the champions round, on the final night
The team will hug you, everybody chanting your name
All my friends and I are into bowling
And all my friends and I are on a team
All my friends and I are gonna win this years
Local bowling league
We’re gonna, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, We’re gonna win, this years local bowling league
Track Name: Monster Moves
Give it up for the monster crew
Definitely more scary than you
isn't that what we're suppose to do?
Pop out the dark and say boo
everyone here is spooky
This song right here's a doosy
Straight outta horror movie
but now we want to boogie
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Let me see your monster moves
Let me see your monster moves
After midnight let's hit the street
Terrify every soul we meet
Scare a hundred kids man, that sounds sweet
err-single night, Wash-rinse-repeat
Undead but grooving
And the beat it is so soothing
Make you wonder what we're doing
And we call it monster moving
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Let me see your monster moves
Let me see your monster moves
All right monsters I know youre in the house.
Let me hear you. I need to hear you.
All the mummies, let me hear you say TP TP
All the zombies, let me hear you say brains brains
All the werewolves, let me hear you say hairy palms hairy palms
All the ghosts, let me hear you say boo boo
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Monster Monster Monster Moves
Let me see your monster moves
Let me see your monster moves
Let me see your monster moves
Track Name: Gobble Gobble Turkey Wobble
You put your foot out
and you flap those wings
bring your foot back
and you shake that thing
You put your foot out
and you flap those wing
bring your foot back
and you shake that thing
put your arms out to the side right side
put your arms out to the side left side
put your arms out to the side right side
hey flap it out, flap it out, flap it out
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We gob-gob-gobble
Wob-wob-wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We gob-gob-gobble
Wob-wob-wobble
Lets hear a whoo whoo
You gotta whoo whoo
I like that whoo whoo
Give me a whoo whoo
And thats nice, Oh so nice
Lets hear a whoo whoo
You gotta whoo whoo
I like that whoo whoo
Give me a whoo whoo
And thats nice, Oh so nice
You put your foot out
and you flap those wings
bring your foot back
and you shake that thing
You put your foot out
and you flap those wing
bring your foot back
and you shake that thing
put your arms out to the side right side
put your arms out to the side left side
put your arms out to the side right side
hey flap it out, flap it out, flap it out
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We gob-gob-gobble
Wob-wob-wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We do the gobble gobble
We do the turkey wobble
We gob-gob-gobble
Wob-wob-wobble
Lets hear a whoo whoo
You gotta whoo whoo
I like that whoo whoo
Give me a whoo whoo
And thats nice, Oh so nice
Lets hear a whoo whoo
You gotta whoo whoo
I like that whoo whoo
Give me a whoo whoo
And thats nice, Oh so nice
Track Name: Leftovers ft. Slug
Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Put it in the fridgerator

Microphone check one-two-one-two
Tryin to get a bite cuz its something to do
Open up the fridge, you could say I feel cool
I gotta buncha old food I need to go through
Cakes, soup, meatloaf and some casserole
Gonna Grab all four and put em into a bowl
Lil' radiation till its good to go
Take a huge bite right down the mouth hole

Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Put it in the fridgerator

I like old food, got no problem with that
Take this half-eaten burger put it on to my platte
Got some month-old salmon that ill share with my cat
Always Eating leftovers is how he got fat
Catch me at the diner, shop or cafe
Askin strangers if I can finish off their tray
They usually say ye, so I take it away
Pop it in my fridge for another day

Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Put it in the fridgerator

Yeah Ive got some super where in this tupperware,
Dish it up and there’s enough to share.
A cardboard box full of veggie pizza
A mystery meal chillin in the freezer
A glass bowl of old casserole
No need to warm it up better believe Ill eat it cold
Straight to the face till I fill the belly
Might even eat a whole plate of mom’s spaghetti
STOP

Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Ima eat it later
Put it in the fridgerator

got some extra pot pie - wrap it up
got some chicken deep fried wrap it up
got half a green lime - wrap it up
We dont let our food spoil, wrap it up in tin foil
got some tasty french toast - wrap it up
got a whole pot roast - wrap it up
This tofu looks real gross - wrap it up
We dont let our food spoil, wrap it up in tin foil
Track Name: Please Come To My Christmas Party
Merry Holidays from your neighbor
We never talk but I thought I'd say 'hey there'
I live down the street in the purple house,
do you know the one?
I've got this shin-dig next Friday night
But don't bother if you're uptight
Right down the street in the purple house
Gonna have some fun
Tis the season party hard Whoa Oh
And wake up frozen in the yard whoa oh
There'll be some people to meet
And an egg nog treat
Dropping Yule tide beats
Please come to my Christmas party
There'll be lots of joy
At my Christmas party
There will be jello
Red and green jello
Come on by around seven-thirty
Yes I'm aware that that its three hours early
there’s a lot to do, like fluff santa's beard
Could you help me out?
By the way would you dress like an elf
sorry to ask I don't know anyone else
There's a lot to do, like scoop reindeer poop
It's real gross no doubt
Tis the season to make noise whoa oh
Gifts for good girls and good boys whoa
I hung the mistletoe
Watch out for weird aunt jo
There's nowhere to go
Please come to my Christmas party
There'll be lots of joy
At my Christmas party
There will be jello
Red and green jello
And now a jingle bell solo from Dr. Helen Iverson.
First chair jingle beller from the Winnipeg Philharmonic
Please come to my Christmas party
There'll be lots of joy
At my Christmas party
There will be jello
Red and green jello
Party
There'll be lots of joy
At my Christmas party
There will be jello
Red and green jello