The Everlasting Slumber Party

by Koo Koo Kanga Roo

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released January 1, 2009

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Koo Koo Kanga Roo Minneapolis, Minnesota

Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get crazy sweaty.

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Track Name: Lava Tag
Oh no!
It's a volcano
Oh no!
and it's ready to blow
get your feet on the floor
and don't let em sag
we're playing La-La-La-La-Lava Tag

I played in Kelly park
but never played after dark
because the park always closed at ten
played in the afternoon
it never came too soon
and I played with a kid named ben
ben was my only friend
but our games would always end
cuz we used the 'no tag-backs' rule
drank a soda: coca cola
had my ice cream ala moda
played the coda in the band at school: FOOL

Oh no!
It's a volcano
Oh no!
and it's ready to blow
get your feet on the floor
and don't let em sag
we're playing La-La-La-La-Lava Tag

What's up ya'll?
are you ready to go?
You better hurry up the lavas starting to flow
and if you touch the ground
you'll be out fo' sho'
I really really think this aint no joke
I said the magma, the magma
is so red hot
hop up on that swingset
its a safe spot,
if you're tagged you're it
and if you're not, you're not
we've been doing this for years and we aint gonna stop

Oh no!
It's a volcano
Oh no!
and it's ready to blow
get your feet on the floor
and don't let em sag
we're playing La-La-La-La-Lava Tag

the playground is burning down to the ground
getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha feet off the ground
the playground is burning down to the ground
getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha feet off the ground

Tag you're it. Go on and spread it.
Tag you're it. Go on and spread it.

No tag backs, No tag backs, no, no, no.
No tag backs, No tag backs, no, no, no.
Track Name: Food Fight
Get down
Get outta sight
and to all of the kids who are wearing' white
Get down
Get outta sight
when the kid in the back yells: "FOOD FIGHT!"

The food was flying
I wasn't lyin
every man for himself and some are crying
I don't like cake
I don't like pie
so I reached for a slice and aimed for the sky
OH SNAP
It landed on my teacher
ran for my life
hid under a bleacher
I thought I was safe, thought I was dead
then I got hit by a loaf of bread

as you can see
little old me
getting picked on by a big bully
then the bell rings
we all line up
come lunchtime we'll see who's tough
munchin' munchin' on our luncheon
then I see him doing some punching'
grab my pudding
throw it in the air
right on target lands in his hair

Get down
Get outta sight
and to all of the kids who are wearing' white
Get down
Get outta sight
when the kid in the back yells: "FOOD FIGHT!"

Lunch ladies hate me 'cuz I make a mess
and betsy hates me 'cuz I stained her dress
I love throwin' food, that is a fact
if you need a solider, I got yo' back
I sling my meal so you better look out
I got chips, jello, milk and sprouts
when you come to eat, you better say a prayer
and know that the lunch room is my lair

The principal called me to his office one day
said: "Bryan, why you gotta be this way?
each and every day, you make a mess
it's getting' kinda old, I gotta confess
you see we like our lunch room tidy and clean
and your 'decorating' is kinda obscene"
I thought about it for a second or two
then I hit him in the face with a pile of food
Track Name: Knight Delight
Now the number on thing about chess ya'll
is that Bobby Fischer is the best ya'll
and if you'd like to detest ya'll
you better start to practice yawl

The queen is mean
she'll cut your spleen
she moves every which way to help the team
but she can't castle, she can't fly
and if you cross her path then you're gonna die
but if you lose your queen man please don't cry
just move your pawn to the other side
rook, knight, bishop, queen, I kick it with the black team
king, bishop, knight, rook, when you play with me you better play by the book

You take two steps forward, yeah yeah
you take one to the right, yeah yeah
you take two steps back now, yeah yeah
and you move like a knight, yeah yeah
You take two steps forward, yeah yeah
you take one to the right, yeah yeah
you take two steps back now, yeah yeah
and you move like a knight, yeah yeah

yo checkers sucks
chess is hot
ill take your rook cuz you don't know squat
you're an amateur
ill win for sho'
I'm like a virus
there is no cure

You're moving, you're groovin, you're starting to yawn
you live a simple life and they call you a pawn
one step at a time yo easy design
step step step step step step rhyme

Bishop, bishop, cough and hiccup
slip into the club yo this is a stickup
they all move diagonal
they do the bishop boogie from wall to wall
so lets all move diagonal
do the bishop boogie from wall to wall

pull-step, pull-step
this is a move you'll never forget
pull-step, pull-step
thats the beat have you got it yet?
pull-step, pull-step
this is a move you'll never forget
pull-step, pull-step
thats the beat have you got it yet?

You take two steps forward, yeah yeah
you take one to the right, yeah yeah
you take two steps back now, yeah yeah
and you move like a knight, yeah yeah
You take two steps forward, yeah yeah
you take one to the right, yeah yeah
you take two steps back now, yeah yeah
and you move like a knight, yeah yeah
Track Name: AOA
Kick it like karate
punch it out like Rocky
riding on a motorbike it is a Kawasaki
you like the Fruit Loops
I like the Cheerios
you can say it matters but nobody knows

whats your favorite game to play?
mine is Connect Four
don't you try to cheat yo
I'm telling you I keep score
lets play Jenga
lets play Mouse Trap
lets play whatever
you know we be about that

if you wanna party like we do
come take a chance with Koo Koo
singing our songs are so easy
following along and do what we say

AOAOA
We're singing it
AOAOA
we're bringing it
and now you know the words to our simple song
because every song we sing is a sing-a-long

Come out to my party
need directions call me
cancel all your plans cuz if you miss it you'll be sorry
text me when you get here
the doorbell I can't here
and you know when you arrive your problems will all disappear

then name of the song is AOA
cuz when you're with us you're AOK
you're mom showed up and said "for goodness sake"
cuz we came to your party and ate all the cake

AOAOA
We're singing it
AOAOA
we're bringing it
and now you know the words to our simple song
because every song we sing is a sing-a-long
Track Name: Shake Yo Foot
You put your foot in the middle now and shake shake shake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
You put your foot in the middle now for goodness sake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake

You put your knees in the middle now and shake shake shake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
You put your knees in the middle now for goodness sake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake

You put your booty in the middle now and shake shake shake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
You put your booty in the middle now for goodness sake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake

You put your hands in the middle now and shake shake shake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
You put your hands in the middle now for goodness sake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake

All the fellas in the middle now and shake shake shake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
All the fellas in the middle now for goodness sake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake

All the ladies in the middle now and shake shake shake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
All the ladies in the middle now for goodness sake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake

Everybody in the middle now and shake shake shake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
Everybody in the middle now for goodness sake
now what you gonna do?
Shake shake shake
Track Name: Baby Ruth
I've got my Old Navy swim trunks on
I've got my SPF 1000 on
I put on some thong sandals
show some love handles
these are some love handles that you can not handle
Put on a life vest just in case
and I push the googles down firmly on my face
yo I break the tradition
I won't go fishing
its not efficient
when theres girls to be kissing

cuz we are chillin in the pool
thinking we are cool
directly after your school with your friend who's a fool
suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling:
LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
someone pooped in the pool
cuz we are chillin in the pool
thinking we are cool
directly after your school with your friend who's a fool
suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling:
LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
someone pooped in the pool

The hottest lifeguard is Wendy Peffercorn
I've been checking out this chick since the day I was born
Ima sink to the bottom, she'll think theres a problem
and when she's saving me, all those kisses yo I got 'em!
drippity, drippity, drippity-drop
when I'm bouncing on the board I do a belly flop
high-dive attack, there's no turning back
and when I hit the water hear a big-ole smack

cuz we are chillin in the pool
thinking we are cool
directly after your school with your friend who's a fool
suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling:
LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
someone pooped in the pool
cuz we are chillin in the pool
thinking we are cool
directly after your school with your friend who's a fool
suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling:
LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
someone pooped in the pool

Little bird big bird flap
uh-huh, uh-huh
don't forget your swimming cap
Little bird big bird flap
uh-huh, uh-huh
don't forget your swimming cap
Little bird big bird flap
uh-huh, uh-huh
don't forget your swimming cap
Little bird big bird flap
uh-huh, uh-huh
don't forget your swimming cap

cuz we are chillin in the pool
thinking we are cool
directly after your school with your friend who's a fool
suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling:
LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
someone pooped in the pool
cuz we are chillin in the pool
thinking we are cool
directly after your school with your friend who's a fool
suddenly alerted by the lifeguard on the stool yelling:
LOOK OUT LOOK OUT
someone pooped in the pool
Track Name: Tidal Wave
One, two, three, four
drop the wave lets hit the floor

Now you just got hit by a tidal wave
Now you just got hit by a tidal wave
Now you just got hit by a tidal wave
Now give me a whoosh!
Now you just got hit by a tidal wave
Now you just got hit by a tidal wave
Now you just got hit by a tidal wave
Now give me a whoosh!

now do a wave to the left
now do a wave to the right
now put your hands by your feet
and shake em with the beat
we're gonna tidal wave all night

One, two, three, four
drop the wave lets hit the floor
Track Name: Eat 'Em Up
Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up
chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up
AC Slater's always sitting on his butt
Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up
chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up
AC Slater's always sitting on his butt

Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
when will you be full, when will you be stuffed
cuz im sick and tired of swimming in the swamp
waiting for you to go a chomp chomp chomp
little kids see you and they're filled with fear
and poor captain hook he won't come near
so next time you think you're coming around
please let me know so I can't be found

chewing on them now and laters sing it with me
I grind them with my teeth and it aint easy
a flavored taffy treat in a little wrapper
plenty of sleep but I'm still a napper
mmmmm yeah so delicious
eat so many my jaw is vicious
if they don't know which is greater
scream in their face its a now and later!

Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up
chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up
AC Slater's always sitting on his butt
Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up
chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up
AC Slater's always sitting on his butt

Vanilla wafter nothing is safer
she saw the first box so I had to waste her
crisp, and crunchy, not quite lunchy
I beat her to the box though she tried to punch me
snackin on cookies and cookies and milk
snackin on cookies and milk
I need a little treat, to go with my beat
and something that is smooth as silk

AC Slater is the star athlete
if you try to wrestle him then you will get beat
in high school he dated Jessie
if your name was Zach he would call you preppy
nowww, he thought he was tough so he picked on nerds
and would always sit on his chair backwards
he was just a kid with a lot of pride
trying to act cool in the halls of bayside

Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up
chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up
AC Slater's always sitting on his butt
Aligator, aligator, eat 'em up, eat 'em up
got vanilla wafers so I 'em up, eat 'em up
chewing on them now and laters 'em up, eat 'em up
AC Slater's always sitting on his butt
Track Name: Tik Tak Toe Yo
I'm sitting in class its about 3:30
the girl sitting next to me is getting kinda flirty
I can't pay attention cuz I've got homework
if I blow off this girl then ill be a jerk
now I'm done with my homework and now I get bored
now I'm checking out the chick saying "oh my lord"
I am 15 going on 15, she is 15 going on 19
only in puppy love when you're a teen
you can have the princesss ill have the queen
when you're in love and you just don't know you play Tik Tak Toe

Tik Tak Toe
three in a row
you'll be the x's and you'll be o's
if you get he middle you'll win fo' show
cats.....game
Tik Tak Toe
three in a row
you'll be the x's and you'll be o's
if you get he middle you'll win fo' show
cats.....game

Now I'm trying, trying trying so hard
to write a love note in this hallmark card
but this love stuff is crazy
I don't really know
should I really write all these x's and o's
whats a boy to do in the daytime
when his mom won't let him go out after 9
you get yourself a pen, you draw four lines
two up and down, two side to side
now if you love the ladies, and you wanna put a show
you play a little game with your brand new crush called Tik Tak Toe yo

Tik Tak Toe
three in a row
you'll be the x's and you'll be o's
if you get he middle you'll win fo' show
cats.....game
Tik Tak Toe
three in a row
you'll be the x's and you'll be o's
if you get he middle you'll win fo' show
cats.....game

if you an X you gotta criss cross
if you an X you gotta criss cross
if you an X you gotta criss cross
criss cross, criss cross

if you are an O you gotta yell it: OHHH
if you are an O you gotta sell it: OHHH
if you are an O you gotta yell it: OHHH
oh no, here we go!
Track Name: Red Rover Cross-Over
Red rover, red rover
send that chick right over
but you just can not run,
cuz that is just aint no fun
so if you wanna cross
then dance with all of us

would everybody please clap one time
would everybody please clap twice
if everybody could clap five times baby
then that would be so so nice

now do the ski-boot shimmy
just don't move your feet
now do the ski-boot shimmy
just like Picabo Street
you keep your knees bent
keep your feet together
and you stick out your poles like your skiing in bad weather.

Red rover, red rover
send that chick right over
but you just can not run,
cuz that is just aint no fun
so if you wanna cross
then dance with all of us

would everybody please clap one time
would everybody please clap twice
if everybody could clap five times baby
then that would be so so nice

Like Kerrigan, and Hamilton
you know Nancy and Mark
they do a triple axel like a walk in the park
they cross their legs and spin
cross their legs and spin
cross their legs and spin
till they get a perfect 10

Red rover, red rover
send that chick right over
but you just can not run,
cuz that is just aint no fun
so if you wanna cross
then dance with all of us

would everybody please clap one time
would everybody please clap twice
if everybody could clap five times baby
then that would be so so nice
Track Name: Boom Baby Boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Get out of my way, I need some dancing room

Boom baby boom
im plotting your doom
flying like a wizard on my magic broom
I am the king, call me your highness
leader of your people like Benjamin Linus
forget make it rain, in the club I make it pour
sampling Beck this beat is easy
im a loser baby so why don't you kill me

Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Get out of my way, I need some dancing room

Well I never that I would see the day
when I hit the floorwith nothing to say
see this fine little thing was looking at me
and with the conversation would set me free
you'd flash a smile that was never a wave
can't you understand recognition I crave
clear the floor and ill show you my moves
and ill rock the mic with the voice that soothes

Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Get out of my way, I need some dancing room

So what, so what, so what, so what you want?
playing Smash Brothers ill give you a taunt
get out of the way, thats all I gotta say
I got the best moves on the floor today
I do the bunny hop, make your joints go pop
feeling the groove while I lop your top
you can compare me to Nickelback
when you hear me rapping you get a heart attack
ill take that back, you just throw up
hearing their songs makes me want to blow up
in a literal sense, its making me tense
when it comes to them you can't sit the fence.

Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Boom baby, boom baby, boom baby, boom
Get out of my way, I need some dancing room
Track Name: Cody The Coyote
Cody the coyote is our roadie
he's our roadie, he goes
OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH!

Jeff he's our chef he's kinda deaf
he's kinda deaf so yell
OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH!

Ricky's liking Nicki its kinda tricky
kinda tricky, they go
OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH!

Bruce is pumping juice there no excuse
no excuse, they go
OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH!

Maria likes Ikea from Korea
from Korea, gotta yell
OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH!

Rick is kinda sick, get away quick
get away quick and yell
OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-EH-OH-OH!
Track Name: LMNOP
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, LMNOP!
We stop there, happily
because the best sounding letters are:
LMNOP

I learned my alphabet from Seasme Street
now every girl that I meet,
is from seasme street
I met an elmo, a zoe
a snufalufagus
my invisible friend’s name is Angus

Alpha, Beta gamma detla
add some heat and then we’ll melt ya’
all greek letters are a crime
because learning them will take some time
with truth and popularity, but none of them reach up to Z
Eta, Zeta, Theta, No!
over time, success wont grow

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, LMNOP!
We stop there, happily
because the best sounding letters are:
LMNOP

Ah, Bey, Cey, Che,
I think it goes all the way
their growth and popularity
may impede on ABC
L-A, M-A, N-A, STOP
that catchy phrase wont reach the top
because with LMNOP that is success that I can see
Put all your letters away
there’s only 5 you have say
remembering this catchy tune
like ricky martin on your Zune
this song will soon control your brain
like a quad city DJ train
here we go into the chorus
sing along, dont ignore us!

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, LMNOP!
We stop there, happily
because the best sounding letters are:
LMNOP