Whoopty Whoop

by Koo Koo Kanga Roo

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released May 13, 2014

Written by Bryan and Neil
Produced, engineered, mixed and mastered by Neil Zumwalde
Album photography by Lacey Criswell
Released by Asian Man/Fun Fun Records 2014

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Koo Koo Kanga Roo Minneapolis, Minnesota

Two dudes from Minneapolis who LOVE to party. We teach you dance moves, we teach you sing a longs, we all do them together and get crazy sweaty.

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Track Name: All I Eat Is Pizza
I USED TO EAT HOT DOGS, EVERY SINGLE MEAL
THEN I GOT SCURVY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY REAL
I USED TO EAT TACOS EVERY SINGLE DAY
BUT THEN I HAD A PIZZA SLICE, AND IT BLEW ME AWAY

ALL I EAT IS PIZZA
ALL I EAT IS PIZZA
I’VE GOT CHEESE ON MY FINGERS
I’VE GOT CHEESE ON MY FINGERS
ALL THE TIME

BOUGHT A PIZZERIA, BEST PIE IN TOWN
YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY IT, WE’RE NOT MESSING AROUND
NOW WE’RE MAKING MILLIONS, SELLING BY THE SLICE
WE’VE GOT BREADSTICKS ON THE MENU, AND LIFE IS PRETTY NICE

BREAKFAST - IT’S PIZZA TIME
LUNCH - IT’S PIZZA TIME
DINNER - IT’S PIZZA TIME
THREE IN THE MORNING - IT’S PIZZA TIME
CHRISTMAS - IT’S PIZZA TIME
OHIO - IT’S PIZZA TIME
OH MY GOSH! MY WIFE IS GOING INTO LABOR!
I SAID EVERY DAY IS PIZZA TIME!

MOZZARELLA, PEPPERONI, GREEN PEPPERS, NO ANCHOVIES, SAUSAGE, CHICKEN, BACON, CHEESE, MUSHROOMS, OLIVES, FRUIT LOOPS PLEASE!
Track Name: Fanny Pack
I LOOK GOOD WHEN I WEAR A FANNY PACK
YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU WEAR A FANNY PACK
WE LOOK GOOD WHEN WE WEAR A FANNY PACK
SO, LET’S WEAR A FANNY PACK!

FANNY PACK: IM A PRACTICAL DUDE
SNAP IT TO MY WAIST AND WATCH ME SET THE MOOD
DOING DOUBLE TAKES, NOT SURE WHAT THEY VIEWED
PUT YOUR HATERADE DOWN MAN, DON’T BE RUDE

I GOT THIS PACK ON MY HIP
POCKETS IN YOUR PANTS ARE LAME, DON’T TRIP
AND HERE’S THE BEST BIT
IF I NEED MY STUFF, ALL I DO IS UN-ZIP

DID I SAY YOU LOOKED GOOD?
I MEANT YOU LOOK GREAT
IF YOU’RE BUSY RIGHT NOW, THAT’S COOL:
I CAN WAIT
WHEN A LADY WEARS A FANNY, MAN I CAN’T SEE STRAIGHT
GOT MY MIND RUNNIN’ THINKIN’ ‘BOUT OUR FIRST DATE

“FASHION OVER FUNCTION” IS WHAT THEY SAY
WHEN YOU ROCK A FANNY YOU CAN HAVE IT BOTH WAYS
WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK, AND ITS HERE TO STAY
REPPIN’ OUR FANNYS TILL WE’RE OLD AND GREY
Track Name: The Coolest Person
I MET YOU AT THE SKATEPARK, YOU SAW ME STOP AND STARE
I WIPED OUT BY THE FOUNTAIN, YOU DO TRICKS THAT TAKE ME THERE

CUZ YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON, I, I, I, I KNOW
AND I JUST THINK THAT YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON, I, I, I, I KNOW

YOU TOLD ME ‘BOUT THE AFTER PARTY, I GOT THERE AND STOOD IN LINE
GRABBED MY ARM, PULLED ME PAST THE BOUNCER WE ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
Track Name: POGO
I WANT TO GET A NEW POGO STICK
SO I CAN DO A NEW POGO TRICK
I’M GONNA BOUNCE ALL OVER TOWN
AND SHOW MY FRIENDS HOW I GET DOWN

I’M GONNA POGO HOP RIGHT OFF MY ROOF
CHECK OUT MY CAST IF YOU NEED THE PROOF

YEAH YEAH, YO-OH-OH, YEAH YEAH, YO-OH-OH
P-O-G-O - LET ME SEE YOU POGO

I ROCK MY CHUCKS CUZ THEY GIVE ME GRIP
IT’D BE BAD NEWS IF I WERE TO TRIP
I’M GONNA POGO IN SOME WET CEMENT
SIGN MY NAME WHILE I’M MAKING A DENT

IM GONNA HOP RIGHT OFF A DIVING BOARD
PULL OUT YOUR CAMERA AND HIT RECORD
Track Name: Get Yo Body Movin'
GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING
GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING
GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING
GET, GET YO BODY, BODY, MO-MO MOVING

EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU DIP
LET ME SEE YOU DIP
LET ME SEE YOU DIP

EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU PUSH IT
LET ME SEE YOU PUSH IT
LET ME SEE YOU PUSH IT

EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU BOUNCE
LET ME SEE YOU BOUNCE
LET ME SEE YOU BOUNCE

EVERYBODY HERE, LET ME SEE YOU PULL IT
LET ME SEE YOU PULL IT
LET ME SEE YOU PULL IT
Track Name: Shake It Well ft. P.O.S.
ORANGE LIKE A TRAFFIC CONE, OR A PUMPKIN PATCH FO’ SHO.
CHUG IT FROM THE CARTON LIKE ITS JUST ME HOME ALONE
I’M IN THE VITIMIN C ZONE, DRINK ENOUGH FOR TWO SOMEONE HELP IM’A NEED A CLONE
NO PULP, LOW PULP, SOME PULP, BLAH. PULL SOME OJ OUT THE FRIDGE VOILA
DUMP IT IN A GLASS, NO I DON’T NEED A STRAW, DRINK IT SO FAST AS YOU WATCH IN AWE

YOU ARE JUST LIKE OJ EVERYONE SAYS OK
READ THE LABEL, READ THE LABEL, READ THE LABEL, WHAT’S IT SAY?

SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL
SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL
WE’RE GONNA, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL
SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL
SHAKE IT SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL
WE’RE GONNA, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT WELL

GET THAT APPLE JUICE OUT MY FACE THATS SCARY
I JUST LOVE ORANGE SO MUCH, GETTING MARRIED
FRESHLY SQUEEZED CALL ME THE PULP FAIRY AND I’M JUICED UP LIKE BONDS, BARRY
SQUEEZE IT YOURSELF, OR BUY IT IN A BOTTLE
EITHER WAY YOU GO YOU GOT TO DRINK IT FULL THROTTLE
JUICE OVERLOAD AND ITS MAKING ME WOBBLE
OJ POSTER BOY, LOOK MA! I’M A MODEL!

I’M ON THAT MAX PULP, I ALMOST GOTTA CHEW IT UP
GROVE STAND, NAH MAN, KEEP THE FRESHEST IN MY CUP
NEVER FROZEN, STRAIGHT HAND-SQUOZEN,
KNOWN ALL OVER THE LAND AS THE ONE TRUE CHOSEN
JUICE IN MY CUP, IN MY BELLY ‘TILL I’M BELLY-UP
SWEET TOOTH, GRAPE JELLY TOAST AND A SUNNY UP
BUT IF IT AIN’T ORANGE, IT AIN’T A COMPLETE BREAKFAST
IF YOU DON’T KNOW IT, YOU PROBABLY MISSED THE PREMISE
SO I SHAKE IT WELL, ABRACADABRA THE REFILL
GONE IN A FLASH - WHAT’S UP WITH MY REFILL?
AGAIN AND AGAIN MORE, I’VE GOT ORANGE COMIN’ OUT OF MY PORES
FOREVER KILLIN’ AND SIPPIN’ CITRUS
Track Name: I Like Cake
SOMEONE WAS PLANNING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
AND THEY SUGGESTED NO CAKE
I FREAKED OUT! AND IN ORDER TO CALM DOWN I SIMPLY STATE:

I LIKE CAKE
I LIKE CAKE
I LIKE CAKE
AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

I’M SLIGHTLY ADDICTED TO LOTS OF FROSTING
I’M SLIGHTLY ADDICTED INDEED
I FIND MYSELF CRASHING THE LOCAL WEDDINGS
THEN ON CAKE I FEED

YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY DAY
YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY
YOU’RE ALL INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
THERE WILL BE LOTS OF CAKE
Track Name: Left 2 Right
MY BOOTY’S SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT
BOOTY SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT
MY BOOTY’S SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT
BOOTY SHAKING FROM LEFT 2 RIGHT

DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE LEFT AND RIGHT?
CUZ IF YOU DON’T WE’LL TEACH YOU TONIGHT
IT’S SIMPLE, LIKE RIDING A BIKE
IF YOU’VE GOT THIS THEN YOU JUST MIGHT BE THE KINDA PERSON WHO WE WANNA TAKE TO DINNER
HIT UP WAFFLE HOUSE EATING BREAKFAST LIKE A WINNER

LEFT TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT AGAIN
MY BOOTY’S SHAKING, I JUST BEGAN
I TRIED TO TELL YOU BUT YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN
HOT WHEN I SHAKE IT: BOILIN’
UP, UP, UP TO THE TOP I GO, GONNA GET REAL HIGH THEN DROP IT LOW
WHERE IT STOPS, YO NOBODY KNOWS, SO EASY, LIKE A FREE THROW

THIS IS YOUR LEFT HAND, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT
THIS IS YOUR LEFT KNEE, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT
THIS IS YOUR LEFT EAR, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT
THIS IS YOUR LEFT HIP, THIS IS YOUR RIGHT
TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT
Track Name: Unibrow
WE DON’T, WE DON’T, WE DON’T CARE IF YOU’VE GOT A BROW
CUZ’ WE THINK, WE THINK, WE THINK, WE THINK ITS HOT
WE KNOW, WE KNOW, WE KNOW YOU’VE GOT TO KEEP IT CONNECTED
AND FIGHT THE URGE TO SHAVE THAT SPOT

HOLY COW, HOLY COW, THAT GIRL’S GOT A UNIBROW
HOLY COW, HOLY COW, THAT GUY’S GOT ONE TOO
HOLY COW, HOLY COW, THAT GIRL’S GOT A UNIBROW
AND WE THINK ITS RAD

WE CAN’T, WE CAN’T, WE CAN’T KEEP OUR EYES OFF OF YOU
WE DON’T, WE DON’T, WE DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S WEIRD
WE HOPE, WE, HOPE, WE HOPE, YOU LET IT GROW
‘TILL IT BECOMES AN EYEBROW BEARD
Track Name: Superheroes Unite
OH NO, THERE’S GIANT MUTANT SPIDER
LET’S GET HIM WITH OUR LASER EYES
OH NO THERE A PACK OF RABBID MONKEYS
LET’S GET EM WITH OUR SUPER STRENGTH

PEOPLE BY DAY,
HEROES BY NIGHT
WE FIGHT FOR GOOD
WITH ALL OUR MIGHT
WE WILL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE THE WORLD TONIGHT
LET’S SAVE THE WORLD
AND DO IT TOGETHER
LET’S SAVE THE WORLD
AND DO IT TONIGHT
WHOA OH, WE’LL GET THE BAD GUYS
SUPER HEROES UNITE

OH NO THERES A BUNCH OF CRAZY WEREWOLVES
LET’S ALL TURN INVISIBLE
OH NO THERES A KITTY IN AN OAK TREE
LET’S ALL GO AND FLY REAL HIGH

SUPERHEROES UNITE! UNITE!
SUPERHEROES UNITE! UNITE!